riding-ed-sheerans-pony: The Queen today: The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran: HE’S GOT DA MAGIC TOUCH
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gangsta one direction: shawty you light up my weed like no other bitch
gangsta one direction: the way that you shake your ass make me glad as shit
gangsta one direction: but when you bug me at night i get mad as hell
gangsta one direction: you don't know
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gangsta one direction: you don't know that kid ain't mine!
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I have no idea what Zayn is talking about..., do...
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Little Mixers: guys omfg what if zerrie is just a cover up for jerrie
Directioners: guys omfg what if zerrie is just a cover up for ziam